Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Lisa Vanderpump held a wedding for her daughter, Pandora, on August 27, 2011. She married her college sweetheart Jason Sabo.
As the hours tick down, Lisa is getting a little nervous that the wedding prep will be done in time, especially since Kevin is nowhere to be seen. Finally, Kevin arrives, and what’s the first question Lisa asks him? She asks if he can do anything about the temperature on this exceptionally hot day. Uh, Kevin might be able to work wonders, but we think that controlling the weather might be expecting a lot of him.
It’s makeup time, and Lisa somehow does some type of magic trick where she makes the makeup artist turn into three people. (We just hope that Lisa isn’t in fact a mad scientist who’s dabbling in cloning, because if we learned anything from the film Jurassic Park, it’s that cloning doesn’t always turn out so well.)
Other shenanigans taking place at the Vanderpump manor in the run-up to the wedding? Ken — wearing lavender shorts (which we kinda wish he had worn to the wedding) — asks Lisa for help with his speech, and Lisa’s like, “Do your own dirty work, buddy.” (We hope Obama’s speechwriters are a little more helpful for this week’s State of the Union.)
And Lisa comments on her tiara in her typically hilarious fashion, in which she somehow compares it to wearing knickers on her head. And at this point we can't help but wonder, how is there not yet a YouTube video called “S#!t Real Housewives Say”?! We’re guessing it would get about a trillion views.
The rest of the ladies (minus Kim, Taylor, and Lisa’s new bestie Brandi, who are all M.I.A.) make their way over to the wedding by car — even Adrienne, who apparently wasn’t up for crossing the street by foot. Lisa tears up at the sight of Ken walking Pandora down the aisle, and Pandora indeed looks amazing. We wish we could say something about how the wedding officiant looked, but his face was distractingly blurred, as if he was in the witness protection program.
Ultimately, the wedding indeed has come together and looks fabulous, and everyone seems to be having a blast, as we even see Adrienne and Paul dancing up a storm. Lisa and Ken both give lovely speeches, and watching Ken dance with Pandora is a beautiful moment. We’re not exactly sure why everyone was holding sparklers at the end of the wedding (fire hazard alert!), but somehow it all worked.
source: wetpaint
